Five minutes into Austria and Chris is already writing a postcard to Bates

 

Val and Keith dressed for the Perfect Storm

 

Tony wanted me to write "Lord P watches Dean and Tony open the batting",
but I prefer Lord P accidentally listened to one of his own bowling stories

 

We've all had a drink, and no I'm not a giant Pacer mint

 

A fine English export.... like Amstrad

 

Tony was determined to enjoy every minute of his tour

 

Makin incorrectly heard that Eva Braun had a grand-daughter and that she lived down the road

 

The tablecloth has notched up some miles this year already

 

It's easy to win the crazy golf when you're Craig Parry

 

Carole blows out far too few candles here!

 

Tim finally gets round to apologising to Dean for running him out in 1987

 

Keith Makin never likes to draw attention to himself

 

Bossy seems to have made full use of the keg on offer

 

I don't know how to write that noise Homer Simpson makes, but believe me, Chris is making it

 

Val spends even more time horizontal than Ulrika Jonsson

 

Chris is still thinking about those crushed nuts on his knickerbocker glory

 

Good to see there were plenty of things for the kids to do

 

Bobby in no way over-reacting to the drink he just sipped

 

Where's the other two this time? Come to think of it, where's the piano?

 

It's all too embarrassing for Joe

 

It's tradition in Austria not to tip the waitress but to make them pose for the website

 

 

Possibly the funniest photograph ever featured on this website, and definitely one that needs no caption

 

Photography by Tony Freeman, Karen Kelly, Ron Kelly, Amanda Mills