Other notable entries:

Which bloody camera are we supposed to be looking at? - Stuart Boss

Tony looks forward to receiving the keys to his dream (breast shaped) Spanish villa! - Dean Kelly

It's the same as the one I've already got on my mantelpiece - Ashley Woodward

Tony Freeman sent the following.
Unfortunately multiple entries result in automatic disqualification.

1) Did I upset you?

2) After a dodgy LBW you give me this!

3) And someone stole this from your hotel room!

4) Another item for the 'car boot' sale!

5) "Really mate, this cost me 10 Euro's"!

6) Some b*****d dumped this on me so I don't see why I can't dump it on you.

7) Thanks very much, it's very nice!

8) I wonder when the 'Antiques Roadshow' are visiting Richmond ?

9) Beechwood's top prize for their new raffle surprisingly had little effect on the lack of any sales!

10) "Am I bovvered"!

11) And I was presented with a porcelain model of an Ibiza house, which was nice!

12) It's the thought that counts!

13) Tony receives the overseas Ron Kelly Award!

All winners:

#9 - Adrian Warner

#8 - Mick Roberts

#7 - Dean Kelly

#6 - Ian McCrea

#5 - Sean Cowell

#4 - Ashley Woodward

#3 - Mr Bradley Hill sir

#2 - Adrian Warner

#1 - Stuart Boss