Other notable entries:

"Now I know why Colin "accidentally" spilled his drink on me, he did it so people could take the p out of me again in another caption contest"
- Steve "Smithers" Smith

"Keith proves beyond doubt why he is the longest in the shower!"
- Dean Kelly

All winners:

#9 - Adrian Warner

#8 - Mick Roberts

#7 - Dean Kelly

#6 - Ian McCrea

#5 - Sean Cowell

#4 - Ashley Woodward

#3 - Mr Bradley Hill sir

#2 - Adrian Warner

#1 - Stuart Boss