Rob Herd
"Harold"

teresa.nichols3@ntlworld.com

Rob missed the majority of the 2007 season, coming up with one excuse after another on why he couldn't play. He even claimed to have a heart-attack and went to the extraordinary length of having a pacemaker fitted to cover up his lies and deceit.

We really hope to have Rob back for the 2008 season; Limpsfield have 2000 bottles of Magners they don't know what to do with after last year's absence. It is promised there will be no jokes about Rob's recent health, that would be too insensitive a thing to do to such a whole-hearted player. We even promise to switch our mobiles off in case of interference.

County Cricket Team:
Don't follow cricket (or turn up to play it - Ed)

Football Team:
Don't follow football

Favourite Meal:
Doner Kebab with extra chilli sauce

Favourite Drink:
Gin & Tonic with slice of lime

Favourite Film:
Carry on Screaming

Favourite Song:
Overture to the Marriage of Figaro (Mozart)
or Smells like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)

Favourite Album:
Victor Album Christmas 1979

Sporting Hero:
Colin Robinson

Favourite Beechwood Moment:
Woody running into Keith (the umpire) in a moment of petulance