After a spending a year in the wilderness (ok Pinewoods) Boris has finally come to his senses and rejoined Beechwood. Ah, the happy days are back - of leaving endless messages on his mobile without a reply, seeing the closest thing to death turn up every Sunday after another long night out (remember your age man!), being regularly taken to hospital for forgetting to catch the ball and worse still, always wearing a dirty cheating Arsenal shirt.
It is rumoured that any current relationship he has with women is a sham - a haircut like that and regularly hanging around Hampstead Heath? Hmmmm... welcome back Boris! |
